Angelina Jolie For Italian Vanity Fair

And so it begins... I can't even imagine the frenzy that will ensue once the Jolie-Pitt family are well enough to venture out into the world. Italian Vanity Fair starts it all off with their August cover (strategically planned I might add) showing the very beautiful new mom of twins wearing a ton of lip gloss and a gun charm?  

Look familiar? The picture is the exact one Entertainment Weekly published last month. 

Interpreters? Can anyone read the caption?

Angelina Jolie For Italian Vanity Fair



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Passerby (not verified)Passerby (not verified) said:
Dont like it.. too Mona Lisa looking
PasserbySOLLY_NASR (not verified)PasserbySOLLY_NASR (not verified) said:
M.NASR
<a href="/user/320" title="View user profile.">KatieS</a>KatieS said:
something looks *off* with the photo. Its obviously been p-shopped since they took out her beauty mark over her eye. I can't exactly put my finger on it, maybe its the nose thats been tweaked too much.
Passerby (not verified)Passerby (not verified) said:
nothing but lip gloss? give me a break! she's wearing full make-up and fake eyelashes. infact her skin looks cakey. she looks terrible. this is not a good picture of her. she looks evil.
Passerby (not verified)Passerby (not verified) said:
You're right. She does look evil and creepy here.
Lili Ottawa, Ont (not verified)Lili Ottawa, Ont (not verified) said:
The caption on the cover says, "On how beautiful it is to make love during pregnancy, on how easy it is to get a tattoo for Brand, and how hard it is to buy him a gift. And on this pendant." Seems like an interesting article if you ask me!! I think they try to make her look very Italian looking with the darker tan and bright lip gloss. She looks STUNNING!
Passerby (not verified)Passerby (not verified) said:
ewwwww! she looks ugly.
<a href="http://www.gladitsnight.com/">GLADITSNIGHT.COM</a> (not verified)GLADITSNIGHT.COM (not verified) said:
The phot is absolutely beautiful but it is photoshopped I might add. And there is nothing wrong with that BUT dont say she's only wearing lipgloss Vera!
Passerby (not verified)Passerby (not verified) said:
this is what the caption on the cover reads: "on how wonderful sex during pregnancy is on how easy tattooing brad is on how hard choosing a gift for him is and on this charm" not a very flattering photo indeed. cheers
melissa22 (not verified)melissa22 (not verified) said:
Its ****in pathetic that they TRIED to make this phony whore look like the Mona Lisa. Holy ****, how much longer are people going to buy into her bullshit? People actually believe that she does things in an unselfish manner? You are all crazy if that is the case, this is a very sick and mentally unstable woman, nothing to admire.
Martina1386 (not verified)Martina1386 (not verified) said:
I'm italian and I have read the all articol... it's an old interview, and I had already read those things in internets. The magazine only wants to focus on her to sell more because of her pregnancy... italian magazine always copy old interview from english/american newspapers and said that is something new! Sorry for that! Only the italian magazine made this things... i apologise! ps: sorry for my english....
valeriap (not verified)valeriap (not verified) said:
girl, please, any international magazine is a copy of the "mother magazine" in any contry, grow up please! not only italian magazines do copy over "old interviews" but spanish, frech, uk etc editions do the same. magazines like glamour, cosmopolitan, instyle, vanity fair, vogue etc. ever heard of multinational companies and globalization?? i am sick of those italians spitting over italians... i ve been far too long living abroad to learn how to appreciate my own country to let those comments fly around unpunished.
<a href="/user/172" title="View user profile.">iowa girl</a>iowa girl said:
i AGREE!!!! that was my first thought...Mona Lisa? Not even a pretty Mona Lisa. Angelina has an exotic beauty and both covers of her recently are competely fugola! They need to let her do her own hair and makeup because the stylists are seriously having issues!
Passerby (not verified)Passerby (not verified) said:
My first thoughts were...Mona Lisa!
Passerby (not verified)Passerby (not verified) said:
I was thinking more on the lines of Morticia...
<a href="/user/2249" title="View user profile.">MiaWallace</a>MiaWallace said:
The retouched her lips so much (as if she of all people needed it) that she looks like she's been punched in the mouth.
Martina1386 (not verified)Martina1386 (not verified) said:
sorry but there is a mistake... this is not the number of August but the number of July, the 9... ps: the magazine come out every week!
Monkey Joystick (not verified)Monkey Joystick (not verified) said:
Her face just doesn't look right.
Moreaces (not verified)Moreaces (not verified) said:
She will always be beautiful to me,, it does however look a little shopped, she is def. more tan on the VF pic,
Passerby (not verified)Passerby (not verified) said:
she looks like a trashy Mona Lisa lol
<a href="/user/117" title="View user profile.">Sarah O.</a>Sarah O. said:
She looks.... not like herself? It's a dull picture, and dosen't do much for her. Then again, I don't think anyone would look good in that lighting. It looks like a mug shot.
<a href="/user/2046" title="View user profile.">Harper</a>Harper said:
It looks photo shoped - her nose is crooked and her lips look jacked up. Definitly not her best.....
<a href="/user/236" title="View user profile.">Pam</a>Pam said:
who the hell is that???
<a href="/user/427" title="View user profile.">annielovesfred</a>annielovesfred said:
She looks like a wax figure of herself in this photo - and it's a bit melty.
Marta (not verified)Marta (not verified) said:
this cover is scary it even doesn't look like AJ.
<a href="http://zoqy.net">victoria</a> (not verified)victoria (not verified) said:
I think this is one of the worst retouching jobs I have ever seen! If whoever the retoucher was managed to make Angelina look so bad, I dread to think what they would do to the looks of us mere mortals ... Yuk!
Passerby (not verified)Passerby (not verified) said:
The Italian must hate her. Why else would they make her look bad?
<a href="/user/1128" title="View user profile.">exposition</a>exposition said:
It looks as if they put her features (nose, eyes, mouth) on some other chick's face. Creepy as crap! :O
Bianca (not verified)Bianca (not verified) said:
She has a lazy eye?!
Passerby (not verified)Passerby (not verified) said:
ewe TRANGE is SOOO ugly! her square MANLy face! ewe she so looks like a trans in drag! you people think she is gorgous??? wow id love to see how manly anbd ugly yall are!

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