Blind Item
Hot couples earnestly trying to procreate in Hollywood usually get such great, fawning press, just ask Marcia Cross and her man, or Josh Holloway and his gal, if you don't believe. But, what about when it all goes...wrong?
That's the certainly less celebrated coverage you hear about, and for good reason: Smokey Shooter and Mimi Kitten are one smokin' celeb couple—literally. And even though the multitalented lovebirds have a bunch of differences between them (namely, their ages), there's one thing they can settle on: They want a kid. Badly.
But there are two problemos in this offspring sitch:
First up, Mimi's had some issues with her ovaries—they ain't working. So M.K. and Smokey hightailed over to their friendly neighborhood fertility clinic to work it all out with a bit of help from their doc.
A baby would be a better possibility if it wasn't for the second dilemma—Smokey's dabbling in drugs has gone from a weekend hobby to a nearly full-time day gig, and it's messing with the dude's sperm. Too bad, 'cause a baby between these two could give Suri and Shiloh a run for their parents' money.
Get clean, you dopehead! Your woman's got enough probs as it is!
And It Ain't:
Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer
Katie Lee Joel and Billy Joel
12175 points
I'm not very good at reading between the lines, but the only couple that comes to mind is ASHTON KUTCHER and DEMI MOORE.
605 points
Mariah and Nick Cannon....
12175 points
Oh, you are so right! The clues were so there - Mimi (of course!) and Shooter = Cannon. I am so dense sometimes :)
SO obvious!! Mimi-M.K.- Mariah Carey and Cannon COME ON, at least make it HARD!!!!
8910 points
Eva and Tony, Tony is a shooter of basketballs. Eva smokes not sure about Tony. They are both smokin hot. I guess you could say they ae both multitalented.
Definitely Mariah and Nick. Mariah's nickname is Mimi and she loves Hello Kitty. Nick Cannon is probably a pothead. lol
15595 points
My first thought was Mimi & Nick, but I really have no idea.
Mariah and Nick... But you honestly think their kid would be adorable? Not sure... Plus I feel like they have two years tops before their marriage is over- why bring a child into it?!
300 points
those were the esiest clues i have ever seen.
At first I thought Demi & Ashton but that would be too obvious...Nick & Mariah (Mimi) sound better for this one...
Can't think of ANY COUPLE that could have a kid that would give Shiloh a run for her parents' money. That child's beauty will take your breath away. Beating out the Cruise kid would be totally easy.........just about any couple could do that.
Halle and her man. Kitten = Catwoman.
830 points
nick cannon and mariah carey fit the names and the age difference!!!
300 points
That was my guess too, Mariah and Nick.
My guess would be either Demi Moore and Aston Kutcher or Mimi Diva and her little Cannon man.....
33565 points
Might as well use their first first and last names. Mimi... Hello Kitty... age difference... duh!
My guess is Mariah and Nick but it is ridiculous to think that they could compare with Angelina and Brad. Sorry but 90% of people went "Nick who?" after they got married and Mariah can't even sing live anymore. Talk about past her prime (professionally).
Yes....it's halle and her model man
Yes....it's halle and her model man
Halle already has a kid this blind makes it sound like it will be a first for the both of them. I'm on the MooMoo/Nick bandwagon. I will also agree that biracial kids tend to be exceptionally good looking but that's not always the case. Mariah is a pretty woman but not sure if her genes combined with Nick's will make another chosen one. :/
mariah and nick
300 points
yuck - this site is better than mean-spirited blind items like this.
1370 points
Its OBVIOUSLY Mariah and Nick... seems almost too easy?
300 points
This one is easy! It has to be Mariah and Nick!
How sad.
480 points
I think this is old... by a few months.
soooooooooooooooo obvious mimi= mariah carey... she's been called that forever. this is clearly mariah and nick. they'd def have a beautiful mixed baby as well
eva longoria and tony parker?
The faux names certainly seem to scream Mariah and Nick - so I think maybe it is TOO easy? You couldn't call either of them "multi-talented," and really, no one cares about Nick, so I can't see the public outcry for pics of their kid.
How about Beyonce and Jay Z? They have a big age difference (12 yrs), they are both very talented, and they seem very different personality-wise. I don't know about a kid of theirs being good-looking, tho - I guess as long as s/he takes after his/her mother...
what about mary kate (m.k.) and her guy? they smoke like no other and after her eating disorder im sure shes not very fertile. also there have been a lot of pregnancy rumors about her as of late
1935 points
Ohhhhhh, that's a good guess! I'm going with Mary-Kate too!!
Mariah Carey
300 points
I forgot all about Eva and Tony.
Jay z and beyonce is s good guess. He's been saying for quite some time that he wants s family while she says "I'm not ready yet" but if the rumors are true, her real age is closer to 33 and he's almost 40 so how much time does she need? I think she's also buying time with the "I'm afraid of childbirth" excuse. The only think that makes me not say them is that I doubt their child could give shiloh or suri a run for their money. Mariah and nick is too easy... Especially since its rumored she's been pregnant. Which would also explain her poor singing lately. If she,a carrying a baby her diaphram is probably being smushed.
Jay z and beyonce is s good guess. He's been saying for quite some time that he wants s family while she says "I'm not ready yet" but if the rumors are true, her real age is closer to 33 and he's almost 40 so how much time does she need? I think she's also buying time with the "I'm afraid of childbirth" excuse. The only think that makes me not say them is that I doubt their child could give shiloh or suri a run for their money. Mariah and nick is too easy... Especially since its rumored she's been pregnant. Which would also explain her poor singing lately. If she,a carrying a baby her diaphram is probably being smushed.
Jay z and beyonce is s good guess. He's been saying for quite some time that he wants s family while she says "I'm not ready yet" but if the rumors are true, her real age is closer to 33 and he's almost 40 so how much time does she need? I think she's also buying time with the "I'm afraid of childbirth" excuse. The only think that makes me not say them is that I doubt their child could give shiloh or suri a run for their money. Mariah and nick is too easy... Especially since its rumored she's been pregnant. Which would also explain her poor singing lately. If she,a carrying a baby her diaphram is probably being smushed.
what drugs make your sperm count go down? i know lots of ppl who smoke weed daily and a lot of it and they have no problem making babies. and just b/c you are mixed doesn't automatically make you beautiful or whatever. some ppl commenting on this site seem shallow and a bit ignorant in that regard
20885 points
I thought Mirah but it seemed way too obvious for a "blind" item. When they mentioned money at the last part I immediately thought the Donald and the trophy wife but I guess they arent really hollyweird.
demi & ashton
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