I ask because, although I never tire of George Clooney, this takes it to a whole other level that I never anticipated.  PETA reportedly managed to get their hands on a towel soaked with George's sweat (I don't know how, and I don't want to know).  They allegedly then came up with the, um, interesting idea to use the salt from the towel to create a George Clooney-flavored tofu.  

'The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it
into George Clooney-flavored tofu (CloFu),' writes PETA. 'Of course,
your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu.'

The group even quotes a researcher, who says, 'If you use a sample
of human perspiration, it is 'no different than making artificial
chicken flavor for instant gravy.' "

I'm assuming part of the motivation is to persuade people to stop eating real meat by substituting tofu.

In his response to PETA's letter asking for his permission to do this, George reportedly wrote:

As a mammal, I'm offended."

So, I ask you again: how big of a George Clooney fan are you?  Would you buy this?

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