Twilight Blind Item

Twilight Blind Item

Somebody please solve this for me ASAP!

Ted Casablanca has posted a LONG blind item about Twilight cast members. I have a few guesses, but I'd rather hear what you all think first. 

Twyla Babe-Sucker is a gorge young gal who has suddenly stumbled
upon all this damn fame. She's dizzy from it. Who friggin' wouldn't be?
But it's so tough for this thick-haired beauty to handle herself, the
spotlight and a man. Especially when temptation is lurking literally right around the corner:

TBS
has had quite the rocky relationship with another dude, who's not a
member of the megafranchise. It's been very hot-cold, even though the
Cupid troubles have completely flown under the press's radar (save for
mine). And this guy is pretty recognizable, too.

Either way,
it's caused our poor babe angst 'cause so many games are being played
with her head. Since the relaysh status has constantly been up in the
air, it's hard to tell if either of them can really move on—especially
when she's getting her makeup done, or what have you, and there's a
very, very hunky, scruffy and studly guy who keeps giving her mixed signals, constantly coming up and hugging her. So intensely, too.

And you know that kind of body language I'm talkin' about, don't you? Classically angsty, Twilight-style lovemaking—hold me supertight (for hours), but that's it, stop there, nothing more...for now.

Truly
Mormon kinda masochistic fooling around. In other words: Let's just
torture ourselves for now and not give in to what we really want to do,
which is to totally bone each other until Twilight isn't hauling in any more money!

So
what's a girl to do? I say it's time to split from the current
on-again, off-again guy and find yourself the real deal, babe. Like,
maybe the affectionate hottie who's filming right next to you?

And it ain't: Dakota Fanning, Noot Seear, Nikki Reed

 

Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson are just too obvious, right? RIGHT? Honestly, if those two were together in real life, would it be great for publicity...or complete overkill?



COMMENTS...

<a href="/user/545" title="View user profile.">SarahRose</a>
14100 points
SarahRose said:

I was going to say Nikki Reed but that's out of the question. I'm going to say Ashley Greene.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ahhh... I must know! Ashley Greene maybe?

elyblumenkron elyblumenkron said:

I would say Ashley Greene too... Jackson is HOT! =]

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I'm thinking Rachelle Lefevre and Rob Pattinson...although I'd love for Rob and Kristen to get together - she seems to be very happy with her boyfriend!

Anonymous Anonymous said:

at first i thought ashley greene, but she isn't dating anyone particularly known, nor is she a "thick haired beauty". rachel lefevre, on the other hand, is dating an actor from the tudors and has fanastic hair!

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"babe sucker" means she's a vampire in the movie, so that def. doesnt mean kristen. so i would say rachel or ashlee

Anon Anon said:

Definitely Kristen Stewart & Rob Pattinson. I don't think the other girls are going out with anyone.

<a href="/user/2016" title="View user profile.">Blütenzauberfee</a>
602 points
Blütenzauberfee said:

ashley greene dated that teacher from 90210...

yellojello113
300 points
yellojello113 said:

My best guess is Rachelle Lefevre."Thick-Haired Beauty" really couldn't be anyone else, and she is dating Jamie Thomas King from the Tudors. Although I haven't heard any rumors about or seen any incriminating pictures of her and Rob so I'm not sure who the guy is; it could be him I suppose.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Im gonna go w/ Rachelle but not w/ Rob w/ Peter F, you know Jennie Garth's hubby!

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Rachelle & Jackson?

<a href="/user/123" title="View user profile.">CapturingLife</a>
33816 points
CapturingLife said:

My vote is for Rachelle, too.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I agree that it's Rachelle but I am thinking that the guy is Edi Gathegi. The Mormon comment, he played a character on House who was a black mormon and House nicknamed him Big Love. So that's my vote, Rachelle and Edi.

<a href="/user/170" title="View user profile.">Jessica</a>
530 points
Jessica said:

I hate these lol they never say who it is! But I like the guess that its Rachelle. lol

Anonymous Anonymous said:

OMG.... is Kristen Stewart is not it?

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I think it's Ashley Greene, I saw a video with her on the internet and she said she just cut her hair and that it was really thick!

Jacks Jacks said:

I seem to see Kristen with Taylor a lot... plus he's a wolf and has all that "strength", but I also think the Rachelle guesses seem good, too!

Anonymous Anonymous said:

At first i thought Rachel too but the first paragraph says " gorge young gal who stumbled on fame" Rachels 30 and i think she has been in the biz for a while now like 10 years. Kristen's relationship status with whatshisname is always being talked about. im thinking her, or ashley.

moniiicaaa moniiicaaa said:

I was thinking it was Kristen...

Anonymous Anonymous said:

It's totally Kristen Stewart I think

Anonymous Anonymous said:

It's defo Ashley Greene-she has been linked to Chace Crawford, there's pix on youtube and she is dating or has dated Jackson Rathbone.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Actually Ashely and Jackson are dating each other. This is about Kristen and Robert.

kt kt said:

i think "hunky and studly" seem to point towards kellan lutz!
and rob doesnt seem the kind to dispense hugs, unless he's drunk.. lol

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I don't know,the guy who wrote this has been hinting at Rob and Kristen lately,so that's who I'm going to guess it's all about.

" a gorge young gal who has suddenly stumbled upon all this damn fame. She's dizzy from it."
That basically screams Kristen imo.and the way they described made me think Rob.

operaghost
2210 points
operaghost said:

Kristen and Rob, all the way. Or not, as Ted tells it, ROFL.

<a href="/user/5773" title="View user profile.">Morgane03</a>
335 points
Morgane03 said:

Oh Man! What juicy stuff! At first I THOUGHT it might be Ashley and Kellan only because I used to follow them on twitter and I thought there was a LOT of flirtyness going on...BUT the accounts that I THOUGHT were them have recently been deleted...I REALLY hope we get the scoop soon! I would love to know!

hey stupid hey stupid said:

break it down...what's being said here. even if it DOES seem to obvious, it can ONLY be kristen stewart & rob pattinson he's referring to here. no one else makes sense. don't be stupid.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

my bet is on ashley and jackson

Anonymous Anonymous said:

my bet is on ashley and jackson

lippy lippy said:

it's definitely Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathborne. She is on-off with Ryan Eggold from 90210 and there is barely any press about them. makes total sense! oh and she has thick hair as mentioned at the start lol

Anonymous Anonymous said:

ashley greene and jackson rathbone me thinks

Anonymous Anonymous said:

well since twyla has a bf who is jealous it could not be famewhore apeface nikki, and the scruffy hunk could be rob i mean he looks scruffy
so i think with 99 percent certainty that it is rob and kristen,
ted of e has the BEST gossip of twilight he is just the best love him!

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I Bet Its Rachel And Kellan

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