"I wrapped a movie called Zombieland, in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character.
"With my daughter at the airport, I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie."
-- Woody Harrelson talking about why he attacked a photographed (video here) at LAX
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The photographer was completely stalking him and baiting him. I don't blame woody at all.
Agreed! I know it's their job but it's crazy.
hahahahaha he's too funny! he's mocking the press again with this excuse, I would do the same think if I were him. And I would definitely kick the paparazzi's a** if they would follow me!
3395 points
Sorry, but that has to be the most lame-ass excuse ever...! It reminds me of the excuse given for Britney's beating a car with an umbrella incident.
Honey, if you read carefully you might realize that it's all just a joke, its not a real excuse
Funny guy!
300 points
Ugh, that Pap was so baiting and instigating him, TMZ has had run-ins with Woody before where the paps were following and yelling stuff at him so he turns around and snaps. Its like, how stupid can those guys be, leave the man alone(especially when he has his daughter with) and stop putting your staff in danger by continually violating some of these celebs personal space when they know the person might freak and explode. I hate to ever look over violence, but the pap had it coming, he was half giggling half yelling when Woody was attacking, Im pretty sure he wasn't that hurt, he was prolly thinking of all the extra $$ the video was worth now. Besides, any room that you walk into, if you go up to a man and shove a camera 6 inches from his face and start to say idiotic comments, pretty sure they would knock you around too.
33900 points
He's funny. ;) I never feel bad for the paps. They are so nasty in the way they try to get a "rise" out of celebs just so they can get a shot.
I can relate with his dumb excuse! I bet the paparazzi has a very dumb excuse for what he has done, why wouldn't Woddy bring the same joke of an excuse and get away with it.
2685 points
I don't blame the guy. That pappo is fucking annoying!! And just sounds like a COMPLETE dumbshit. "Woody! Woody! Woody!" x 50. OMG.
2685 points
Wow, just finished watching that. The AMOUNT of times that scum says "Woody" is unbelivable. It would drive anyone mad. I love the way he actually feels like on a first-name basis with Woody Harrelson. Jackass.
435 points
Hee hee hee!
lol good one woody !!
I love that explaination. Gave me a good laugh.
If they were pestering him with his daughter then I guess they can chalk this beating to the lessons learned column. If not with his daughter then he better shut up and get a lawyer.
6155 points
How annoying is the guy? I wish he beat the shi@ out of him. I can’t imagine having to deal with them all the time…
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