Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt's New Book: How To Be Famous
The title isn't 'How to be Famous'. It's 'How to be Famous: Our Guide to Looking
the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture'. I just couldn't fit it all on the post title.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are actually releasing this book. Editors all 'round the world received their copies this week and soon the piece will be available for public consumption.
WWD offered up a sneak peek of the first three chapters:
Chapter one: Your Point of Entry. (Perhaps a poor choice of phrase.)
Chapter two: Spencer's Guide to Playing the Villain. This section includes a helpful "Villain-o-meter" with "Villains by Nature" on one end and "Villains Who Actually Kill People" on the other. Pratt positions himself near the middle, between J.R. Ewing and Freddy Kruger.
Chapter three: "Heidi's Guide to Playing the Bombshell." Here we're taught step-by-step "how to say I hate you without saying a word." Apparently, the trick lies within four facial expressions — eyes closed, eyes slightly closed, eyes looking up and finally eye contact. Montag demonstrates each look in a series of photos. "Yeah," said a colleague, "but that could be also confused with 'I'm trying to hook up with you.'" In Speidi's world, isn't that the same thing?
What do you think.... Come on admit it. Are you the least bit interested? Or would you rather these two go away permanently?
1690 points
This is too funny! And no, I am not interested!
22800 points
OH....I would never waste a dime on these two idiots! ---em's
5355 points
is that for real???? oh please! was just wondering where those two had been lately...
1215 points
Who taught these two morons how to write?? And WHO is publishing this monstrosity?!
Man. Desperately grasping for straws much?
71635 points
are u kidding me? lol!
71635 points
are u kidding me? lol!
71635 points
are u kidding me? lol!
71635 points
sorry for the triple post. dont know why it did this.
I support the website (I think it was E?) that has banned news on them due to public wanting them to go away. I think that all gossip/celebrity sites should follow suit. HATE THEM!!!! GO THE FRAK AWAY!!!!!
2070 points
I can't believe it. An all new low. Gosh will those two ever go away. I can't imagine anyone purchasing that stupid thing but you know.......someone will.
3250 points
If I see one person buying this book (for something other than a JOKE), I will flip out!!!!!
510 points
Vera-Please ban these 2 as E! has...they are so moronic and a waste of oxygen.
9360 points
i second this!
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I third this!
i fourth this!
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i fifth and sixth and so on to indefinite number , pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
1248890 points
i fifth and sixth and so on to indefinite number , pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
755 points
Yes, please do. They don't bother me as much as just....I am genuinely NOT interested in their lives. Please don't talk about them. This will be the first and class time I click on the "continue reading" link for a story including them.
4800 points
o m g are you kidding?!?!!!
You know, I've always been against Euthanasia, but for the sake of the world, it might be considered an act of mercy in the case of these two... .
2475 points
yes we can also ban octomom as well!!
this post makes me so noxious!
495 points
i love Heidi but can't stand Spencer!!! i think what E! did was a bit cruel.and i heard that she (Heidi) makes more than Kate winslet!!!! and EVERY website should ban brangelina too
15260 points
I am NOT curious & wish these two would go far, far away!! :P
9360 points
the editor needs to be fired & fried for wanting to publish such a stupid ass book! even more moronic would be the people who buy such trash!
Please, please, please stop printing news about these two idiots!
4130 points
this is for real?????? oh god!
555 points
Vera, BAN THEM!!! Please!!!!
555 points
Ban them! Ban them! Ban them!
7160 points
They really dare to do anything.
I hope this is a comic book.
im srry but the but this book just shows hoiw stupid and insane are the pratts they are so in to attemtionm it is literally disqusting they try to say the arent star crazed then do this that is just a line they should havve not craossed it is unbalivable
omg is this for real thia book will be voted most hilarious book of the year
14395 points
No thanks, I'd rather be infamous! ;-)
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Wow, are you effing kidding me???? I would never buy it, but I would stop to flip through a few of the pages just to get a good laugh. Surely this book is not serious.
445 points
No thank you get lost
2240 points
I hate books with super long titles!!!
7770 points
No thanks! if these is gonna get me the stardom they have got..Then i'll pass.
are you fucking kidding me????? it should be called how to be a douche
2105 points
Omg. They just won't go away huh. Such annoying couple!
U're hard actually. I didn't even know that these two idiots knew how to read ! I'm impressed !
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I couldn't read anything after the post title, seriously i haven't laughed this hard a while!:-)))
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Me too!! LOL!
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I don't think anyone would buy this!
I guess what they say is true.....any baboon can be famous in the U.S.........
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