Britney Spears On Letterman
AUG 19, 2009 AT 08:29 AM
In case you missed it, Britney Spears made quite a splash last night presenting the Top Ten on 'The Late Show with David Letterman'! She identified the ten things she would do if she were President of the United States.
Her presidential pledges:
- I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since
Nixon. - We would only invade fun places, like Cabo.
- Free pie for everybody!
- My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino
in Las Vegas. - I’d lure Osama Bin Laden out of hiding with the
irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy. - Every presidential news conference would feature costume
changes. - If I was president America might have a more coherent
fiscal strategy. - I would challenge US to put a nightclub on the moon by
the end of the decade. - Three words: Vice President Diddy.
- Finally the media would pay some attention to me!
LOL! She has me on the pie pledge alone :)
If you saw it live, what did you think?
Photos by Wenn.com
Read more about: Britney Spears, Out and About
7255 points
Why did she do this in a bikini?
Ha ha - I think she's funny. The bikini thing is just a joke. I don't remember who did it, but one guy did it in a bathtub - just joking around.
I agree with everything she said except for number 9; I would rather have Castro as vice president.
1185 points
I think it's great that she can find humor in her life these days. I mean, after what happened to her, what else can she do but laugh at herself? And in a good way I mean. I think it'd just cause more problems if she dwelled on her issues.
She's bordering on Pamela Anderson territory and it's really sad. You know, has-been only known for one thing and clinging on to the same image and still thinking it's a good thing.
3170 points
i has to disagree. BritBrit has some talent and knows how to entertain. Pamela has zero talent and only knows how to show/shake her bubbies.
7255 points
I totally agree.
129675 points
I second that.
560 points
"One loses so many laughs by not laughing at oneself"-Sara Jeannette Duncan
1115 points
great quote!!
***Sherry
135105 points
I saw this because my boyfriend had it on, and she looked great! Best I've seen her look in years.
93685 points
im going to have to watch it...sounds like she's having fun doing all of this.
1115 points
I am glad she is coming out of the darkness and finding herself again. She has worked really hard to come back.
***Sherry
Horrible. Not funny at all and that bikini is doing her no favors. She is just not funny or entertaining, she is too dumb to be funny or witty. This is pathetic.
YEAP YEAP!
She was really really good! I was impressed with her. I loved the one about her new fragrance! haha. She has come a long way, and it really is good that she's able to laugh and have a good time with herself.
Lewed and stupid.
7255 points
that's "lewd", stupid. (sorry, you set yourself up for that one)
It may have been cute/funny when she was 17, but she's a late 20-something now. It was not attractive.
If I ever woke up in a biolab disposed of my faculties I'd definately want to know what Britney was doing with regards to shopping, pets, children, spouses, fashion, and lawyers.
Why do I find it easier to subscribe to Monster Truck magazine versus People? I guess I just find it easier.
Words really can't conjure up an answer to her Kawasaki green patent leather television pleadings.
Natures physical laws are a cruel mistress; Being a somewhat cruel mistress is really Britney's best law.
I'm not quite a boy and not quite a man so I really appreciate Britney's trans-milestone music.
She made it in the Big apple which means she can make it anywhere. I'm not quite sure what she wants to make.
Say what you want about t her but she never striped for a magazine and she made it through a letterman interview. A letterman interview. Thats a real feat.
The Toxic song made more noises in my head than the usual ones.
I was going out to Karoake and I thought to use her songs. Isn't that enough? (male construction worker)
I was going out to Karoake and I thought to use her songs. Isn't that enough? (male construction worker)
Being sadduced by Britney is like being saducced by a character at Disney world. Theres lots of spinning left and right, two unblinking eyes... and dad gets all reddish in the face. (roasty)
The Mouse-k-teers are like the Marines. Don't fuck with glee!
1600 points
funny
1600 points
funny
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