Sooooooo what did you think about Heidi Montag's 'Body Language' performance on Miss Universe last night? Did you miss it? Me too - I was too busy watching 'True Blood' after I put my kids to sleep.
Take some motion sickness medication before you play the video. The production team used so many cameras and cut to one of them every few seconds that it's almost sickening.
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She can not dance and she obviously was not singing live. now this would be ok if she had proven herself as a credible singer....but she hasnt. This was just a mess all around.....how embarrassing this will be when she looks back on it.
Agreed...when there is very little talent or abilities present what do you do? Over techno the music so the "singing" is more of the background to the beat and the bass. Check. Can't dance or move well? Add a bunch of talented back-up dancers (who won't list this on their CV) to distract, I mean enhance. Check. When all of the above goes down the toilet? Distract the viewers by constantly moving and changing camera angles so they either get motion sickness, trigger an epileptic seizure or become nauseated by the whole thing, praying for it to be over and when it is, are relieved and therefore don't remember how bad the whole thing was. Double Check. Spencer must be so proud in his big boy cowboy hat and boots! Gag.
are you kidding , this idiot will think she rocked it until the day she dies. Yes, she was sooooooo off with the back up dancers. I would be ashamed if i was a back up dancer for HER. fake people don't have shame. they think they are fab. I was hurt for that show to have 3 performers and the only one who was meant to be up there was Kelly Rowland. that whole thing was crappy anyway.
I think for her first time she did excellent. I mean she has never performed on stage before. I thought the dancing was good and come on you know most performers lip sync on stage.
Yes, but they are lipsynching the correct words.
tru dat!
shes a terrible dancer. i was embarrassed for her
Ouch. Maybe she will go away now and take her husband with her.
775 points
This was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! Over choreographed, she seemed like she was dancing through the moves too quickly. She can't dance and it shows, it's really unnatural. I don't know if it was the outfit she was wearing, but she's got stumpy legs. You'd expect her to lip sync, so no surprise there, the song? awful, her singing it, awful. Maybe she should just stick to what she knows, posing nude and frolicking on the beach.
This was the worst performance that I've seen in a mighty long time. I love pageants so of course I was watching the Miss Universe pageant but I was down right disgusted that they would even think about booking someone who has only done made for youtube music videos. There is no excuse for lack of rhythm and poor choreography especially when you're claim to fame is an overly scripted reality show and a spread in Playboy. Better luck next time.... let me take that back because I truly hope that there is no next time.
1930 points
i was so embarassed for her the whole time. she appeared like she didn't know her moves, she appeared stiff the whole time. her outfit was ugh! give it up Heidi ...you can't sing! or dance for that matter.
8127 points
Her outfit: Total rip off of Britney Spears circa 2000 at the VMA's. I also have a question? How much of the song was removed? The clip was only 1:48.. that's kinda short for it being the whole song.
copying britney spears with nude outfit??
brains for something original? no...
5355 points
Kinda sorta lame. Who booked that?
935 points
I don't think it was the camerea work that made you sick.
87170 points
she couldn't even bother to "dance" in high heels ? ..pfff !!!!
2475 points
truthfully I don't think she care what we think of her.....she's getting the attention and having everybody talking about her. If we all would ignore her...she would go away!
Yeah I agree with someone who said she moved too quick.
She was 2 second ahead.
I bet the back dancers were having a hard time to catch up with her.
128110 points
What a colossal joke she is.
She's trying to rip off the outfit from Britney when she did "Can't Get No Satisfaction" and "Oops...I Did It Again." Remember Britney had the coat on, and then ripped it off to reveal a beige skintight two piece. Except Heidi has a black stripe on the side of her pants. It's basically the same... except... BRITNEY CAN DANCE! Heidi's dance program was pieces of shit put together. She should stick to reality shows.
1655 points
She looks like Britney Spears worst day, she can't dance, she can't sing and the outfit is sooo ugly
12527 points
I have to ask--did the person who hires the entertainment for the pageant actually hear Heidi sing prior to her going on air? And how exactly did she get the job? That was truly horrible. And to think there are some really talented people in the world who could have used the exposure and the experience to further their career, but instead they went with this train wreck.
it obviously got your attention, didn't it? enough to make you respond to it. so yes, maybe they did do their research. she might be incredibly annoying, but she sure brought an audience with her. go ahead, put your foot in your mouth honey.
I don't like her but come on that wasn't all terrible. Even the music is ok. the text however is awful - read my body language? No means no. What is she doing? The dancing was a bit embarrasing. I agree. She's no Britney.
i could forgive the lipsynching if the dancing was good, then she'd at least have the reason of being out of breath for lipsynching. pre-spencer heidi was a cute, nice girl. this girl is spiraling downward into hollywood's latest trainwreck.
480 points
Not as bad as expected. She looks like if she just got out of her first dance class, and she has NO rythm.
83550 points
O-M-G!! That was embarrassing!! That whole thing just seems so unnatural. I wanted it to end so bad but I couldn't keep my eyes of that train wreck.
Didn't think it was that bad.
690 points
Ok, so it wasn't soo bad. But what makes it such a disaster is how Speidi was going around hyping it, trying to tell everyone how good she was. If they had just let everyone keep their expectations low it would have seemed much better. Plus didn't she insist that she WASN'T going to lip sync? I'm not against lip syncing, but don't lie about it, and at least make it look good!
132255 points
I bet she could NEVER sing live even if she were paid a million dollars.
24995 points
HaHa, her performance is as fake as she is. The dancing is so rigid and rehearsed. ~ Liz ~
7700 points
Im not even going to watch. I feel i'm gonna be embarrassed
for her haha.
71635 points
just as everyone expected...making a fool of herself.
I'm so oooo terribly embarrased for her! She had to perform one of the worst ones on LIVE TV nonetheless..... her parents must b so proud, first a reality show, then a pathetic excuse for a husband, then a playboy pictorial and now this? the only thing that's left is for her to start doing PORN... gasp! this girl is pathetic....
she is such a joke!!
995 points
Her dancing was so awkward, almost felt sorry for her.
i cant even finish watching it....its beyond horrible.
6940 points
Did anyone listen to her voice at the end? It was like Minnie Mouse on crack or helium or something "thank you, thank you!" Anyway, she was stiff, but there were moments that were better than I expected. I'm shocked I'm saying this. Was it good? Nope.
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