Get Ready For A Little TMI About Russell Brand
I'm going to put this information under the cut because it is very sexual. If you want to hear about Russell Brand and what he does behind closed doors - then click on the continue reading link below.
But I'm warning you...
A model gave a very candid interview about her sexual encounter with the comedian and a plum.
Russell Brand eats fruit during oral sex.
Glamour model Brooke Adams claims the British comic star – who is a notorious womanizer – devoured a plum while she performed a sex act on him in the kitchen of his North London home.
The 18-year-old brunette beauty said:
"I got a cab to his house. Russell poked his head around the door, and when he opened it I realized he was totally naked. He took me through to the kitchen and offered me a drink.
"Then he asked me to perform a sex act on him. I'd had a few drinks and had always fancied him, so I did it. He was very complimentary, even though he was eating a plum at the time!"
Later in the evening, Russell led Brooke to his "romantic" bedroom, where a busty blonde was waiting for them.
Brooke told Britain’s The Sun newspaper:
"He declared we were not allowed to leave until he had been satisfied at least three times, so he just took it in turns with us.
"He was very good in bed, not as big as I was expecting, but he still knew exactly what to do and had a lot of stamina."
During another steamy encounter, Brooke had a threesome with Russell and another girl in a hot tub.
She recalled:
"We had a threesome for hours. I lost track of time. He loved kissing us both and was quite imaginative with the different positions. But after the other girl and I had showered, we came back and he was sat there looking at pictures of himself online."
OH MY WORD!!!
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Fantastic.
all righty then...
Agh so this is the blind from crazydaysandnights.net nobody guessed it was Russell everyone thought it was the "Piven"!
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ugh. why would anyone want to sleep with him?
That young lady could use a healthy dose of self-esteem.
And a healthy dose of penicillin.
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haha
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And she’s only 18!
Shaking head :-(
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I agree. What kind of person publicizes things like this?
...counting the steps to the door of my heart...
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Agreed about the esteem. What woman gets to a guys house and immediately gives a bj on demand....
Your fav, you mean the blind about the guy who got a b@ner from looking at pics of himself online??? OMGOMGOMG.
Agree! SCUMMY ,SCUMMY, SCUM, SCUM, SCUM! SHE SHOULD SHEAR HER EYES ( FOR LOOKING AT HIS PECKER) , HER EARS ( FOR LISTENING TO HIM TALK ABOUT HIMSELF AND ASKING HER TO DO THINGS),AND HER MEOW MIX-down there( for letting him infect her with his poison inch worm). Douche alert: this guy is so THIRTY LOOKING. A warning label should be tattooed across is BOTH HEADS. REALLY PEOPLE , WHAT IS SEXY AND APPEALING ABOUT THIS "HOBO-OUT /DATED GAY-HIPPIE" ( NOT TRYING TO OFFEND THE GAY COMMUNITY) , BUT REALLY! I can pick you out some really grudge mother-f**ers , trust me they are 10X f**kable than this TWIT. I can see him switching down the street in in ONES-ZZ'S like a little british schoolgirl, while wearing his wrap around scarf. What , you people don't like real men? I understand a man with a soft heart , but this is INSANE! What kind of men do you look for and are dating now? PLEASE , RE-THINK YOUR MIND SET. if this is the kind of guy you're dating, than secretly your friends aren't tell you they call you an UNDERCOVER CARPET MUNCHER.
FILTHY LOOKING. SORRY
SECOND LOOK, HE'S GOT TITS AND A GUT! HE LOOKS LIKE A TRANEE IN TRANSFORMATION
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WOW, just WOW...
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WHOA..I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
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Wow...Russell is a player for sure! ---em's
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Am I the only one who's gaydar is dinging very loudly?
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Who gives an interview like this? Seriously. What do women see in him physically? I don't get it, he's got a strange body and isn't attractive at all, at least I don't think so.
But I do think he is really funny...maybe that is what the attraction is?
Surprise, surprise. Here we have a post about a man who fucks anything with a pulse and all the comments of course are about how nasty and self esteem deficient the women he sleeps with are, not how nasty and lacking in morality HE is. Of course women only have casual sex because they have low self esteem, not because they have a kink or two and really like sex. No, only men just like sex for the fun of it and it's totally natural for them to screw anything they can. It's only the women they do it with who are worthy of put downs. Gotcha.
Nah, I think they're saying that because the girl is still... well, a girl. I'm about 18 and I wouldn't DREAM of giving oral sex to some self-absorbed douchebag just because he thinks he's funny and he thinks he's gorgeous.
I mean, kinks or not, there are still limits.
But I'm with you on how morally lacking he is. That guy makes my uterus cringe.
oh calm down. its r. brand. people already know he sleeps around so get over the whole girls who sleep around must be sluts with low self esteem gag. They're all whores. you happy?
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Actually, this isn't shocking if you've read his book. It really is a fantastic book that made me like him even more. This model's "account" was probably before he went to rehab for sex addiction. Just a hunch.
Thats bullshit what u guys are saying.He is very attractive.You guys are just jealous bcos he can hv anyone he wants.......
I'm going to assume this is sarcasm...cus all kinds of people have all kinds of different taste...but in any book, this guy is UGLY....hairy, nasty, ugly, gross!
Ha ha ha,Good for him and i am sure those girls had a great time......
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He's gross. I don't understand the appeal at all.
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i just dont get what some women see in him. he's ugly. but i guess some girls digg his wackiness.
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Yuk, I would write longer but i am in the fetal position in the corner- he is so gross, why would anyone want him?
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
I think he's gorgeous, and puts on a hella funny live show........the constant chatter about women/shagging/impregnating is a bit boring, but hey, that's Russell :)
He was abused as a child, which is the mainreason he acts like this now.
I still would.....
His sense of humor is very attractive. My best sex EVER was with a self absorbed, controling musician. They love themselves but they have to please you. It's part of their performance. It was quite similar to part of this story.........minus the threesome.
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I almost couldn't click on the link fast enough!
I adore Ol' Russ as a performer. I'm not sure whether there's a sexual element to my love for him- I just like him a lot. And his personality can be downright endearing at times.
Not sure I wanted to pry into his sex life... But I read it out of curiosity. ^_^
Not that I have much sexual experience- But it seems like Russell's this great connoisseur of sex. A threesome that fully satisfies everyone at the same time? surely that's no mean feat?
Oh and of course she would give him oral sex straight away. It seems like that's the reason she went to his home- with sexual intent. Russell probably called for another girl to complete his threesome- She's a glamour model for goodness sakes... Don't they usually do that sort of thing?
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WOW. This guy is SUCH a narcissist.
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why is the only part i wasn't expecting that he sat looking at pictures of himself online afterwards!? that is hilarious!!!
I didn't think the model was complaining as much about what happened. She got her pleasure and what IF Brand likes to eat plums or peaches or a whole watermelon while he's getting oral from a model? If anything, it should be recognized that he also was into the whole act, unlike many men who just have sex until they have gotten what they needed and then roll over and fall asleep. This guy is described as having great stamina, such that the girl lost track of time. In sex's defense, the guy is a champ for pulling a magnificent performance behind closed doors as he does for the public when he performs on a stage. You may think he is not that great, but he is very famous in England and he's very rich.
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I never found him attractive.
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My favorite part of this post is that he was staring at pictures of himself.
...counting the steps to the door of my heart...
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1) I don't find him remotely attractive.
2) That 18 year old baby has ZERO self esteem.
3) Katie Bee is completely correct; he is an absolute narcissist.
4) What's the big to-do about having a three-some?
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