JESSICA SIMPSON
Is She Reading “The Great Gatsby” To Her Belly?

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Oh, that Jessica Simpson. She just reminds me so much of Suzanne Somers‘ quirky blonde character from her “Three’s Company” days, LOL. Rumor has it that the pregnant fashion maven is spending her down time reading “The Great Gatsby” out loud to her belly bump. Oh yes, you read that right! Here’s what we’re reading:

Jessica Simpson is determined to give her unborn child super smarts. The plan? Read to her baby bump!

“People first noticed she was serious when she picked up The Great Gatsby and read it aloud to her stomach,” a confused family insider tells Star. “Everyone just scratched their heads. Reading to a baby bump isn’t going to make your child the next Albert Einstein!”

LOL, you just gotta love Jessica and her quirky ways, right? So what do you think? Is this fact… or fiction?

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JESSICA SIMPSON
Dishes About Her Second Pregnancy

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Jessica Simpson surely has a thing for over-sharing, doesn’t she? And that’s exactly why we love her so much! The fashion maven and expectant mom dished on her second pregnancy while on the Ellen DeGeneres show, and boy did she have a lot to say!

“The last time I saw you, you were sitting in this chair looking exactly like this. What’s happening?” DeGeneres asked her during the interview, which is set to air Wednesday.

“I don’t know,” Jessica said. “Apparently, protection was just thrown right out the window.”

“Well, I mean … good. Congratulations,” the comedian responded.

“We’re happy,” added Simpson. “We were definitely extremely shocked.”

The “Fashion Star” judge also talked a little about her weight gain and how it obviously hasn’t been a problem for her fiance, Eric Johnson. “Apparently, Eric still wanted me,” she joked. “So I can gain as much weight and I still have a husband-to-be that loves me.”

Ahhh, so sweet!

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ERIC JOHNSON
Golfing With Friends

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When your wife is one of the richest women in the celebrity world… who needs a job, right? LOL. Apparently Eric Johnson doesn’t, as he was spotted enjoying the good life while golfing with a few friends in Los Angeles, Calif. on Tuesday afternoon.

Did you hear that Eric and his baby mama Jessica Simpson are planning on naming their baby boy Ace? What do you guys think of the name? Actually, Max and Ace sound like a good pair of names for a cute brother and sister duo… or at least that’s what I think! Check out our photos below and let us know your thoughts!

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JESSICA SIMPSON
Is She No Longer Dieting During Her Pregnancy?

Pregnant Jessica Simpson And Her Family Stop For Mexican Food

If there was one thing that I couldn’t do while pregnant, it was diet. I mean, if there was a delicious cheesecake sitting in front of me, that thing was gone in a matter of seconds! LOL. It looks like Jessica Simpson might know what I’m talking about as she has reportedly fallen off her diet bandwagon and is indulging in her pregnancy cravings. Here’s what we’re reading:

Back when this second pregnancy was just a rumor, sources claimed WW was not happy with Jessica AT ALL, and that people were going to lose their jobs over this endorsement deal. But then WW made lemonade out of their farty, slutty-brownie-gorging lemons and went ahead and released the pre-filmed WW commercials starring Jessica, and there was the unofficial announcementthat Jessica would be going off of Weight Watchers during this pregnancy. I think we can see that she really is off of WW now. Not only did she go out for Mexican food, over the weekend she and Eric went to The Cheesecake Factory too. And they took a bag of stuff home as well. I’m thinking that Jessica is either completely off Weight Watchers or she’s “cheating” a lot.

I think Celebitchy has a lot of good points there, especially since a) who can really DIET throughout their entire pregnancy and b) resist the Cheesecake Factory? I practically lived there during my pregnancies, LOL. Either way, the only thing that matters is that Jessica stays healthy for her sake and her baby’s, too. Plus, she looks happy and content and if she can lose the weight the first time around, I’m sure she’ll lose it the second time, too.

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Jessica Simpson is Pregnant Again

Well, little Maxwell Drew will not be an only child for long! Her parents, Jessica Simpson and fiance Eric Johnson are having another baby! The happy parents of baby Maxwell reportedly did not plan the pregnancy, but were surprised and of course overjoyed to learn of it.The two are rumored to be planning a wedding in Italy next year.

Of course, for many, the first question is going to be, What about her weight loss deal with Weight Watchers? Well, for Simpson, family comes first, so she is likely going to keep healthy but give up anything that could negatively affect the baby. Jess lost a lot of the weight she needed to post-birth and was quoted recently as saying, “I need to do something about this. For me, I really want to do something that is a lifestyle, because in the past, I’ve been known to yo-yo diet.”

Well, the diet will have to wait, but I don’t think Jess will mind one bit. She was so excited for Maxwell to arrive, another baby will just multiply the joy!

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Is Jessica Simpson Planning A $2 Million Delivery?

Hasn’t anyone heard of a home birth? It looks like Jessica Simpson wants to give Beyonce a run for her money when it comes to the most expensive hospital birth ever. According to In Touch Weekly, Jess is planning on spending a whopping $2 million on her delivery!

Apparently the Fashion Star judge wants to pamper herself well on her big day and is also so worried that someone might kidnap her bundle of joy that she’s planning on renting out an entire maternity ward and hiring 30 armed guards to protect her new family. A source tells the mag:

“She’s turning the maternity ward into Fort Knox. If her friends and family want to visit her, they’ll have to make it through numerous checkpoints!”

The source adds:

“She’s terrified of kidnapping. Her head of security just held a pre-birth meeting for her family to brief them on the rules!”

Wouldn’t it be easier if she just gave birth at home? There she’ll have all the privacy she needs.

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Jessica Simpson Thinks Her Water Breaking Will Look Like A Fire Hydrant Exploding

According to Jessica Simpson, she is going to have one dramatic birthing experience. The pregnant star says that she is so full of amniotic fluid, she feels like she is going to explode when her water breaks.

The fashion maven told Jimmy Kimmel on his late-night chat fest:

“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”

The Texan beauty also adds that while she’s still not married to her fiancé Eric Johnson, she feels like he is her husband already and that they plan on getting hitched after their baby arrives.

She also spills the beans about her weekend baby shower and says that she served guests fried oreos at her party. I’m not sure if that’s a yum or a yuck. Actually, make that a yuck.

Check out the interview here.


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